Am I even

I did not go to church today. I will not watch the Super Bowl today. Hell, I didn't even know it was today until someone told me. Am I even American?

Bearding

I would often say in jest, when asked what my plans were for a given weekend, that I was going to do some bearding. Growing a beard feels like you're actually doing something, when in fact, you're doing less than if you weren't growing a beard. It's like getting tattooed. You feel a sense of …

Minox it Up

After committing to go for maximum beard growth, I've taken it upon myself to seek aid from science where my genetics fall short. I have grown out a beard once before, although my inexperience and lack of patience showed as I trimmed and shaped incessantly and thus came up with less than what I might …

A Challenge

I'm not a big fan of goals or plans because they have a great track record of failure. Not just mine, but everyone's. Planning and goal setting is a uniquely human obsession as none of our animal brethren bother with it. I do enjoy organizing my time though, so very short term plans that don't …

Sex

It's almost hard to turn on the TV, sign into the world wide web or glance at a magazine while standing on line at Wal*Mart without another sex scandal making you cringe. The allegations of sexual misconduct range from Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore's relations with a 14-year old girl to celebrities like Kevin Spacey, …